Jedi Kittens Strike Back (by FinalCutKing)
Poor kittens: no more Star Wars.
What I love about this is that the dove is performing a courtship display towards the cat. It could not barking up a more inappropriate tree… as it were. It is also a phenomenally patient and tolerant cat.
A delightful Chap Hop ode to the joy of tea. “When I say Ooo/You say Long!” I like Chap Hop.
This page gave me a good laugh earlier today. What I love is that the majority of the cats look as if they are hatching Evil Plans in the background, while their oblivious doggie pals smile for the camera.
Maybe I’m a geeky biologist, but these made me laugh out loud.
There is so much awesomeness in Allie’s tale of her rewriting of the nativity story that I don’t even know where to start. Just go and read it.
The wise men were in the kitchen making more cocktails while Jesus was being “born” and they missed their cue. My mom ran into the kitchen and yelled “Jesus is here!” to which the wise men responded “Oh! Right! Shit. Hang in there, Jesus! We’re coming!! “
They stumbled into the living room, still clutching half-full glasses of vodka which they hadn’t had time to pour orange juice into, and yelled, as if the baby Jesus were partially deaf or mentally challenged “HELLO JESUS. WE COME BEARING GIFTS.”
I’m a Simon’s Cat addict, and this is one of my favourites. Behaviour like this from our two terrors is exactly why we don’t have a proper Christmas tree now.